What is your NSFW confession?

What is your NSFW confession?

37 thoughts on “What is your NSFW confession?

  1. I once got stuck on, what was effectively, a one bar prison for 2 days while home alone and needed to be freed with the help of a friend

  2. I did a bisexual porno in Europe for money. I got robbed (probably by the people who offered me the gig) in a hostel and was trapped

  3. I’ve learned recently that D/s dynamics interest me and have begun exploring it some. I’m not entirely sure what I’m doing, just learning as I go, but my goodness is it fun.

  4. I fart and I blame others one time I blamed my co worker and it got away with it. I’m somewhat of a master because I fart often. I’ll claim the little farts I do but when the big one comes I immediately shift blame by saying “I always claim mine bro”

  5. I’ve thought of fucking like 85% of the women I’ve seen in my adult life, and even 10% of the men.

  6. Dick was too large for my actual skin. Had to get a penis reduction

    No one believe me as to why I was in the hospital for two weeks.

    Now I get to say my dick will never reach 100% of its might.

  7. I wear fashionable dark sunglasses at company meetings and fall asleep right in front of the boss. He’s such a stupid colossal boar he has no idea what’s happening

  8. I cut a date short because I had to take a massive shit. Found a ditch, and I’ll never wear that shirt again.

    Edit: My highest comment is going to be taking a shit in a ditch at midnight. Wonderful.

  9. I’ll get close and love on my husband in the shower but I’m really peeing on his thigh because I’m a little fucker.

  10. I dated my shit ex because i liked her ass(i am not a creep or stalk people) ..then got to know her…an awful relationship.. couldn’t understand why i entered this shit….i mean i am old now, I’d never like her again and she wasn’t this good looking or hot ..fast forward..years later after the breakup..i was walking in a totally different area..saw a wonderful ass in a light jeans..said to myself “what a nice ass”..looked up..it was her again
    Same ass.. different geographical location

  11. Not really a confession, but something i dont openly advertise, is that i draw hentai, pin ups, and nsfw.

    Im not ashamed of that art, but i do believe in separating my sfw and nsfw work/accounts, so while a lot of people in my life know i draw, not many know i do horny art, too.

  12. I’ve rubbed out a million yanks in the store restroom, on the clock.

    If my math is correct, I’ve earned approximately $4,000 over a ten year period just choking my chicken.

  13. Me and my boyfriend had spicy time in his REALLY religious grandparents attic room while they were home and the room below us.

  14. When I was with my first ever girlfriend in high school, we walked back to her house when her parents weren’t home and fooled around. I ended up fingering her and her dad came home shortly after. We were able to stop and not get caught but her dad said hello and said it was nice to meet me and stuck his hand out. I ended up shaking his hand after just fingering his daughter’s coochie lmao

  15. I didn’t get the scar on my knee from wiping out on a motorcycle and cutting it open on the pavement when I was in college. I got it from masturbating way too vigorously and falling from the top bunk in my dorm room.

  16. I chopped wood once wearing sandals. My dad saw me 20 mins later and was understandably upset.

    Just wear steel toed boots. Unless you want DIY chicken feet.

  17. I’m still a virgin at almost 40 and I’m super curious about what sex feels like that I search up some, “kinda weird” stuff on the tubes and hubs.

  18. Sometimes I see folks who post in nsfw in my area walk past the front desk of the hotel I work at and I struggle to keep a straight face knowing I saw their nudes on Reddit.

  19. There was a designated cooler at my work for people to make out and I’d be look out for the boss and page them so they wouldn’t get caught. Yes I made money off of it

  20. I’ve made sketches of everyone I’ve wanted to bang, naked, but always wearing sunglasses, holding a medieval weapon and with a soda hat.

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