What is your NSFW confession?

37 Responses

1. Nusack 2 months ago

   I once got stuck on, what was effectively, a one bar prison for 2 days while home alone and needed to be freed with the help of a friend
2. Implier 2 months ago

   I mute the sound during our all-company meetings and just take a nap in the other room.
3. MineOtherwise7387 2 months ago

   I did a bisexual porno in Europe for money. I got robbed (probably by the people who offered me the gig) in a hostel and was trapped
4. thatoneguy512 2 months ago

   I’ve learned recently that D/s dynamics interest me and have begun exploring it some. I’m not entirely sure what I’m doing, just learning as I go, but my goodness is it fun.
5. Infinite_Try_7514 2 months ago

   I fart and I blame others one time I blamed my co worker and it got away with it. I’m somewhat of a master because I fart often. I’ll claim the little farts I do but when the big one comes I immediately shift blame by saying “I always claim mine bro”
6. HooterEnthusiast 2 months ago

   I’ve thought of fucking like 85% of the women I’ve seen in my adult life, and even 10% of the men.
7. Mental_Task9156 2 months ago

   I hate my job. I only go because they pay me.
8. PM-Ur-Small-Tits- 2 months ago

   Dick was too large for my actual skin. Had to get a penis reduction

   No one believe me as to why I was in the hospital for two weeks.

   Now I get to say my dick will never reach 100% of its might.
9. RussianPrincess2000 2 months ago

   I wear fashionable dark sunglasses at company meetings and fall asleep right in front of the boss. He’s such a stupid colossal boar he has no idea what’s happening
10. majorex64 2 months ago

    I often use my rolling chair as a step stool to reach the top shelf.

    Don’t tell OSHA
11. cheynnr20 2 months ago

    I only get horny when I’m drunk. Sober me is not into sex.
12. hobbes8889 2 months ago

    I tell girls that I’m 6 feet tall. I’m really 5′ 11.75″
13. dave2118 2 months ago

    I cut a date short because I had to take a massive shit. Found a ditch, and I’ll never wear that shirt again.

    Edit: My highest comment is going to be taking a shit in a ditch at midnight. Wonderful.
14. Miserable-Age8481 2 months ago

    I’ll get close and love on my husband in the shower but I’m really peeing on his thigh because I’m a little fucker.
15. Technician-Efficient 2 months ago

    I dated my shit ex because i liked her ass(i am not a creep or stalk people) ..then got to know her…an awful relationship.. couldn’t understand why i entered this shit….i mean i am old now, I’d never like her again and she wasn’t this good looking or hot ..fast forward..years later after the breakup..i was walking in a totally different area..saw a wonderful ass in a light jeans..said to myself “what a nice ass”..looked up..it was her again
    Same ass.. different geographical location
16. pvzcheatoos 2 months ago

    This comment section is just a clusterfuck of people sending and receiving dick pics
17. WanderingGenesis 2 months ago

    Not really a confession, but something i dont openly advertise, is that i draw hentai, pin ups, and nsfw.

    Im not ashamed of that art, but i do believe in separating my sfw and nsfw work/accounts, so while a lot of people in my life know i draw, not many know i do horny art, too.
18. MrUninvited1 2 months ago

    I don’t wear proper protection while operating heavy machinery
19. spammmmmmmmy 2 months ago

    I don’t do anything at work.
20. Logical_Heat_2792 2 months ago

    I’ve rubbed out a million yanks in the store restroom, on the clock.

    If my math is correct, I’ve earned approximately $4,000 over a ten year period just choking my chicken.
21. gottarunfast1 2 months ago

    I often work from my couch. It’s very old and offers no ergonomic support.
22. breweddrink 2 months ago

    When home alone e I often walk around the house naked.
23. Tbrock8888 2 months ago

    I lost my virginity in the school hallway after hours during a basketball game.
24. Livly_bleh 2 months ago

    Me and my boyfriend had spicy time in his REALLY religious grandparents attic room while they were home and the room below us.
25. stuve98 2 months ago

    When I was with my first ever girlfriend in high school, we walked back to her house when her parents weren’t home and fooled around. I ended up fingering her and her dad came home shortly after. We were able to stop and not get caught but her dad said hello and said it was nice to meet me and stuck his hand out. I ended up shaking his hand after just fingering his daughter’s coochie lmao
26. HotSexWithGrandad 2 months ago

    My username is a lie, I didn’t have sex with my grandad
27. pm_me_your_taintt 2 months ago

    I didn’t get the scar on my knee from wiping out on a motorcycle and cutting it open on the pavement when I was in college. I got it from masturbating way too vigorously and falling from the top bunk in my dorm room.
28. superpjtaco 2 months ago

    I’m taking that shit to the grave.
29. Major-Thom 2 months ago

    I chopped wood once wearing sandals. My dad saw me 20 mins later and was understandably upset.

    Just wear steel toed boots. Unless you want DIY chicken feet.
30. KyrisAlucard 2 months ago

    I’m still a virgin at almost 40 and I’m super curious about what sex feels like that I search up some, “kinda weird” stuff on the tubes and hubs.
31. RoboBasilisk 2 months ago

    Sometimes I see folks who post in nsfw in my area walk past the front desk of the hotel I work at and I struggle to keep a straight face knowing I saw their nudes on Reddit.
32. LocalSquare796 2 months ago

    There was a designated cooler at my work for people to make out and I’d be look out for the boss and page them so they wouldn’t get caught. Yes I made money off of it
33. boogermeboogeru 2 months ago

    I take frequent breaks at my desk to cuddle with my cat.
34. Hunteraitor 2 months ago

    I’ve made sketches of everyone I’ve wanted to bang, naked, but always wearing sunglasses, holding a medieval weapon and with a soda hat.
35. Big_Jellyfish6141 2 months ago

    I have a lactation fetish
36. SouthMouth4 2 months ago

    I humped a tree for 2 hours.
    Don’t do drugs kids.
37. lllllOzlllll 2 months ago

    I love receiving unsolicited big boobs pics