Questions and AnswersSatan opens up Heck, a lighter version of Hell. What kinds of torture are in it? UH82NVME10 months ago10 months ago321 mins Satan opens up Heck, a lighter version of Hell. What kinds of torture are in it? Post navigation Previous: Are ADHD Meds Affecting My Orgasm?Next: What can a woman do to make sex interesting to a man? 32 thoughts on “Satan opens up Heck, a lighter version of Hell. What kinds of torture are in it?” Answering the same r/askreddit posts, day after day You’re stuck in the drive thru lane behind the guy from some worksite ordering for everyone off a block of wood. Your told super interesting stories but are always left on a cliffhanger… and a new unrelated story begins. Someone is always lingering in front of the item you need at the store. Complete and utter isolation from Gosh. Every other room you walk into, you forget why you walked in there Everything that has to do with being endlessly annoying yet non-harmful physically. – Waiting in line and everyone is someone that takes forever to process – Looking for your key / phone / whatever and not finding them while you could swear you just put them ‘there’ – Traveling in a silent subway except for that one guy that snores or whistle in an annoying way – Being stuck in a workplace with a firealarm going on but unable to find the way out And so on The french fries are stale, room temp and undersalted No matter where you go, you always have a pocket that gets snagged on something. You’re on a road trip and stuck behind 2 trucks blocking the road going really slow You constantly feel like you need to sneeze but you never actually sneeze All of your socks are slightly damp Everything is always slightly too loud You’re stuck on a 18 hour flight with a shouty Karen, a baby that’s constantly crying, a bratty kid that keeps kicking your seat, there’s a guy who keeps throwing up and your screen doesn’t work There is a rock in your shoe that you can’t get to come out, no matter how hard you try All furniture moves slightly after every time you move it so it stubs your toe You have an itch on your back that you can’t reach People loudly chewing and repeatedly clicking pens You are in a loop of someone overtaking you then slowing down to a slower speed than you were going. It’s normal except for every temperature is slightly colder or warmer than you wanted. Air temperature? Slightly uncomfortable. Fresh steak? Lukewarm. Water? Annoying to drink. It’s just one dude constantly sniffing the snot back up his nose. Oh, and there’s an unused box of tissues sitting right next to him. Endless tickling. Lego randomly scattered on the floor in a dimly lit room that everyone needs to go through bare-foot to get coffee or something . An infinite loop of you putting your bedsheets on your bed and another corner pops up Every beverage is slightly above room temperature. The sodas are flat Everyday everything moves. 1 inch in a different direction. The person you least like is there. It’s not hot, it’s not cold, but you constantly think you’re too hot or cold, you’re consistently over and underdressed. They only had hard shell tacos and they break apart after one bite You can hear a distant beeping noise that’s constantly going off, but there’s no consistency or rhythm in it’s timing. It’s not loud, but you can always at least faintly hear it, no matter how much other noise is present. Feet can’t get warm even though your wearing socks. Everyone you talk to has crust in corner of their mouth. Spittle coming from lips. No one covers their sneezes. Only 1 square on every toilet paper roll, and when you stand up you realize the seat was wet. An invisible cat hair stuck in your eyelashes, for eternity Floofy Dogs but they don’t like you and won’t let you pet them. You want to go out to eat but all they have is Applebees. A lighter version of hell already exists. It’s called Earth. 😂 Everything you buy will be expired or not as advertised. Every drink container has less than a swig in it. At random intervals while walking around you step in warm dog shit or on a Lego block. It can be weeks or months apart, or even minutes. All your favorite music replaced by Kidz Bop versions. Constantly wet socks A single mosquito. As soon as the bite it leaves heals, it bites you again. A cop car is following you. It doesn’t pull you over. In fact nothing happens. But its still right there. It wont fuckin leave. Watching a movie but the sound is out of sync Every time you eat, you bite the inside of your cheek. You have to wear boots but your socks slide and bunch up inside. Comments are closed.