Men of Reddit, what do you love about being a man?

Men of Reddit, what do you love about being a man?

35 thoughts on “Men of Reddit, what do you love about being a man?

  1. The lack of a menstrual cycle is the single greatest advantage. Everything else is cool and all, but not going through that is… great.

  2. Pissing literally anywhere I want. Toilets, sinks, bathtubs, potted plants, trees, the car that cut me off last week on 241.

  3. Being seen as a protector. I think the good Lord put me here to protect people, especially the ones i love, and when people depend on me for safety, I feel wanted, like I am fulfilling my purpose.

  4. Strength. Nothing better than someone handing you something they can’t open or carrying in all the groceries in one trip. Plus the added bonus of people not fucking with you.

    “It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.” – Socrates

  5. Wiping the whole body with a single towel. No expensive makeup. Short time to prepare to go outside.

  6. The low maintenance grooming.

    Most days I can roll out of bed, brush my teeth, and be acceptable in the workplace and public.

  7. Going to college to get more knowledge instead of going to Jupiter to get more stupider.

  8. I feel like the expectation of me to communicate is simply and clearly and it’s my expectation of others.

    Very little “games” or “reading between the lines”.

  9. Well my wife just gave birth last week.. and holy shit. I won’t be complaining about back pain or being sore from work anymore 😨

  10. Realising I have a morning wood and thinking “OH HELLO FRIEND, GOOD DAY TO YOU TOO!”.

  11. Most of these comments are less “what i love about being a man” and more why i’m glad i’m not a woman…

  12. Walking around my house stark bollock naked and not caring if my neighbours see me through my kitchen window.

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