Men of Reddit, what do you love about being a man?
Men of Reddit, what do you love about being a man?
2 months ago
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not carrying cooties
I can easily pee outdoors. Women got a raw deal there.
I don’t painfully bleed every month.
Low maintenance genitals. Just wash regularly, and it’s good to go.
Not having to deal with desperate men trying to pick me up at a pub/club.
The lack of a menstrual cycle is the single greatest advantage. Everything else is cool and all, but not going through that is… great.
A cold one with the boyz and barbecues
I don’t have to give birth.
Helicoptering
Pissing literally anywhere I want. Toilets, sinks, bathtubs, potted plants, trees, the car that cut me off last week on 241.
Being able to carry all the groceries in one go.
Being seen as a protector. I think the good Lord put me here to protect people, especially the ones i love, and when people depend on me for safety, I feel wanted, like I am fulfilling my purpose.
Strength. Nothing better than someone handing you something they can’t open or carrying in all the groceries in one trip. Plus the added bonus of people not fucking with you.
“It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.” – Socrates
Wiping the whole body with a single towel. No expensive makeup. Short time to prepare to go outside.
Not having periods
I got an organ for giving and an organ for taking.
seeing this question every two weeks.
To pee wherever i want to. Its such a Privilege
Never having to worry about getting pregnant and giving birth to a child
The low maintenance grooming.
Most days I can roll out of bed, brush my teeth, and be acceptable in the workplace and public.
I love being asked daily on reddit what I love or hate about being a man.
Going to college to get more knowledge instead of going to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Higher testerone.
pockets
No joke, having a dick
The penis is pretty good
I get to eat my wife’s 🍑
I feel like the expectation of me to communicate is simply and clearly and it’s my expectation of others.
Very little “games” or “reading between the lines”.
I can grow a beard.
I can jack off
It’s a man’s World.
But it would be nothing without a woman….
Well my wife just gave birth last week.. and holy shit. I won’t be complaining about back pain or being sore from work anymore 😨
Realising I have a morning wood and thinking “OH HELLO FRIEND, GOOD DAY TO YOU TOO!”.
Most of these comments are less “what i love about being a man” and more why i’m glad i’m not a woman…
Walking around my house stark bollock naked and not caring if my neighbours see me through my kitchen window.